TechnoNerdBoy
Urban Tapestry
Back in '81, I used to date a guy who had the
bod of Arnold Schwarzenagger (not TOO shy!)
he was captain of the football team with physique so fine
he had a chest of steel and it was real
and twice as big as mine
well he was eye candy and looked great in a suit
but Idropped him when I found he thought
a Mac was a fruit
cuz all we ever talked about was football and his tie
and I found I really craved a very special kind of guy
(I want a)
Techno-Nerdboy, please send me e-mail
Techno-Nerdboy, a special he-male
who willDegauss my CRT
I'm Veronica, you're Archie.
Late one night I read a posting from a real cool
guy
While perusing alt.barney.die.die.die
So I sent him e-mail about purple pedophiles and then
He wrote back, his message full of grins and ascii smiles.
"Hey," I thought, "This one sounds
neat, he's not like other guys"
He knew all my protocols, I felt my baudrate rise
(uh-huh)
a guy with cache and bit depth sure was welcome on my end
my terminal was ready and he was clear to send
(cuz he's a)
Techno-Nerdboy, carrier detected, Ma'am
Techno-Nerdboy, zap my parameter RAM
Degauss my CRT
I'm Veronica, you're Archie.
"I could Gopher your WAIS" he said, I
took this in stride
though I must confess I went all GUI inside
I waited, so nervous...was his data too corrupt?
Would there be graphics? Would something interrupt?
He used a dedicated line to open a connection
We went from simple handshaking to high-speed affection. And then
he said to me
his words calling 'cross the net:
"If you'll be my Amiga, darlin', I will be your Pet"
(cuz I'm a)
Techno-Nerdboy, carrier detected, Ma'am
Techno-Nerdboy, zap my parameter RAM
Degauss my CRT
I'm Veronica, you're Archie.
